{"id":243,"date":"2010-08-24T22:52:56","date_gmt":"2010-08-24T19:52:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mehmehs.com\/aliyah\/?p=243"},"modified":"2013-09-11T09:11:33","modified_gmt":"2013-09-11T07:11:33","slug":"beaurocracy-blame-the-british","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mehmehs.com\/aliyah\/beaurocracy-blame-the-british\/","title":{"rendered":"Beaurocracy.  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Why not have it all in one place?) to see another\u00a0woman behind a desk\u00a0who Just Could Not Be Bothered.\u00a0 She asked me lots of questions about our status as olim, then gave me a bunch of forms to fill out.\u00a0 Oh you can take them home get a friend to help and\u00a0bring them another day, she says.\u00a0 (Yes, because at 9 months pregnant I really want to be trotting around in the heat to various offices to recieve benefits that will barely pay for my return bus fare.)\u00a0 I explained that my baby was about to be born any minute, and I would prefer to have it sorted now, so I will sit here and fill out the damn things.<\/p>\n<p>I thought perhaps I was misunderstanding the forms, as the questions were so inane, but no it seems they <em>did <\/em>want to know absolutely everything about me, including what I had left behind in England (why do they need to know if we sold our house and have a bank account? Cheeky devils.\u00a0 Though this is a country that thinks nothing of asking people what they earn or how much rent they pay so shouldn&#8217;t be surprised).\u00a0 I was surprised they didn&#8217;t ask me for my shoe size, pre and during pregnancy.\u00a0 I forced the woman to help me answer the ones I wasn&#8217;t sure of, and she seemed Surprised that I needed her help, like I should be fluent in ivrit after less than a month of being here.\u00a0 And why shouldn&#8217;t the government know all my business? And will I spend the money on my kids? (well it&#8217;s hardly enough for a trip to the Bahamas so what else would I spend it on??!) \u00a0The whole proces took about 2 hours and I still have no idea if we will receive any money.\u00a0 Glad I didn&#8217;t send husband alone for this task.<\/p>\n<p>Crikey.\u00a0 All this for 165 shekels a month.\u00a0 Though it goes up to a generous 350 when you have 2 kids. Woopedoo.\u00a0 If we used disposable nappies, it would just about pay for that and all the associated paraphernalia.\u00a0 Not sure why the government bother.<\/p>\n<p>We hope to move in to our new place early next week.\u00a0 So until then, I plan to be a couch potato. And eat lots more egosi ice cream bars.\u00a0 Mmmm.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Number of ant sightings:\u00a0 Thousands.\u00a0 One crumb and they flock like you&#8217;ve never seen. Number of Burekas consumed:\u00a00 (I have now discovered the egosi ice cream bar.\u00a0 It&#8217;s\u00a0a relic of my childhood pesachs, only now its frozen.\u00a0 Yum.) 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