{"id":1067,"date":"2012-04-17T21:27:35","date_gmt":"2012-04-17T18:27:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mehmehs.com\/aliyah\/?p=1067"},"modified":"2013-09-11T09:10:03","modified_gmt":"2013-09-11T07:10:03","slug":"no-dogs-allowed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mehmehs.com\/aliyah\/no-dogs-allowed\/","title":{"rendered":"No Dogs Allowed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So our landlady put a slight damper on things [see previous enthusiastic post] when she discovered our new 4 legged addition to the family.<\/p>\n<p>The conversation went something like this:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No Dogs Allowed in the House.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;But she&#8217;s tiny! 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